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{"type":"general","setup":"What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?","punchline":"Lil Caesars","id":164}
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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?","punchline":"Don't look I'm changing!","id":185}
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