{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}

{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

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