{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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