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Yehor Volodymyrovych Chehurko is a Ukrainian amateur footballer who plays as a striker for Kolos Velyki Sorochyntsi.
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Hanea is a monotypic genus of Cyatholipidae containing the single species, Hanea paturau.
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Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story is an American documentary television series that premiered on July 30, 2018 on Paramount Network. The six-episode series documents the killing of Trayvon Martin and explores the racial tension in the United States that was brought about in its wake. The series is executive produced by Sybrina Fulton, Tracy Martin, Jay-Z, Chachi Senior, Michael Gasparro, Jenner Furst, Julia Willoughby Nason, and Nick Sandow. Furst and Nason also directed the series as well.
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